The Flying Dutchman Outmaneuvers His Rivals

Eddie "The Flying Dutchman" Van Keulen
Eddie “The Flying Dutchman” Van Keulen

Eddie “The Flying Dutchman” Van Keulen appeared to be becalmed in the first 3 holes of today’s mulligans  scoring only 2 points. On the 4th hole he picked up the breeze and began a recovery of Lazarean proportions. Despite his improvement the Dutchman maintained the demeanor of one disappointed  in his standard of play. He scored 19 points in the last 6 holes for a score of 21. By the time his fellow competitors woke up to what was happening it was too late. Dick Cleland finished 2nd with 20, followed by Gordon “The Chook Man” Kakoschke with 17, Andrew Hall with 14 and Dick Secomb collected the Mars Bar with 12 points. Eddie topped the day of by collecting the 2 nearest the pins on offer.

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