Critta Takes Out First Competition of 2017

Chris "Critta" Waters
Chris “Critta” Waters

Chris “Critta” Waters started 2017 on a high note taking out yesterday’s mid week stableford with 37 points. Runner up was Russell “Gus The Good Guy” Wenzel on a countback from colourful local identity Philip “Thomo” Thomson both on 34 points. Once again Thomo was in a winning position with 20 points at the turn but once again faltered on the homeward nine. While Thomo has been accused of choking on numerous occasions, it has been pointed out that poor physical fitness is probably the cause of Thomo’s disappointing results on the back nine.

Eddie “The Flying Dutchman” Van Keulen scored 30 points & Luke Spackman a disappointing 28. Many golfers benefit from a short break from the game but it would seem that Dick Cleland is not one of them. Dick took home the Mars Bar with a very ordinary 25 points.

The acting handicapper moved quickly deducting a stroke from Critta’s handicap & giving it to Dick.

One thought on “Critta Takes Out First Competition of 2017”

  1. Well done Critta! Cmon Thomo, booze and cigarettes only make you feel good for a little while, they won’t give you energy. You need fruit for the back 9.

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